Oh dear, this is what happens when you let men loose in your makeup bag. I warned you about this last week with my post on Man Spanx.
Gen Xer Bradley Cooper, who has been in every movie made for the last six months, was obviously feeling a little pale and vulnerable when he turned up to Valentine’s Day premier last night.
So being the advanced metrosexual that he is, he dipped into girlfriend Renee Zellweger’s bathroom cupboard and liberated her fake bake.
You know I really don’t think he is a metrosexual and he’s definitely not gay because no metrosexual or gay man would go out looking like this. This is the sort of man tan job my husband would do. Useless. Inexperienced. Shocking. Half-baked (pardon the pun).
I think it might have been the 3 day growth that brought him to grief. It would be like fake tanning your legs that haven’t met a razor for a month.
So Bradley Cooper, let this be a lesson to you. No fake tanning unless you shave. You just look silly and a little needy. Or at least ask your girlfriend how to do it properly.
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Do you think he might have done it for a joke?
Fake tan will wash off but Bradley Cooper will always be lovely.
How come he’s got so famous. Wasn’t he Jennifer Garner’s boyfriend from Alias who got blown up? Does anyone know?
Just for you Missy, he debuted in Sex and the City in 1998 and you’re right, he played Will Tipping in Alias. I could sound like a sad Hollywood celeb stalker but I actually looked all this up on wikipedia.
ikkkk now that is sad … poor boy … who let him out the door looking like that
too funny le
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