OK, I’m probably going to upset you fashionistas out there, but you know what, I just don’t get Kate Moss.
With full hair and makeup she’s quite stunning, but aren’t we all. But you know you’d be lucky to find a photo of Ms Moss in full hair and makeup. She usually looks like she’s been dragged through a bush backwards and then we all stand back and say stupid stuff like Kate Moss is so edgy or Kate Moss is sooo fashion forward. She’s not edgy, the girl’s a bloody mess. Brush your hair, clean your teeth, use sunscreen.
But she’s really excelled herself with her latest batch of pictures (I’m being sarcastic).
Kate has a new mission, and I reckon she’ll be hard pressed to make this one a trend. She’s gone all Avatar and decided to have blue hair, but it malfunctioned and came out silvery grey which she “loves and thinks is very fashionable“.
Well Kate baby, you didn’t pioneer this one. Generations of grandmothers before you were on the money with the silver-grey trend yet they got it from a little bottle at the pharmacy called Magic Silver White. There was also another, slightly more edgy version called Magic Silver Rose. Kate, you can probably buy it at Boots and save yourself a motza. It looked endearing on Granny, it looks plain weird on you and it makes you look old.
And while you’re at it miss, buy yourself some undies, because you obviously forgot them when you turned up in you LBD, all legs and arse and blue hair. For heaven’s sake you’re 36 years old.
I think Kate Moss might be shades of the emperor’s new clothes. Wonder how long it will take us to figure it out?
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